The Rules…

The Rules for GenCon:

  1. No laptops, notebooks, fancy-schmancy pens. This is a vacation, and I am going to play my little brains out. No writing.
  2. We’re not going to stress out over time by leaving early enough for the events that I got tickets for. I have the schedule on my phone, so I have no real excuse to miss or be late for an event.
  3. I have a certain amount of money. I am not going to exceed that amount. Yes – I am going to buy from my favorite merchants, but I am not going to go hog wild. I also need to feed and hydrate myself.
  4. Speaking of feeding and hydrating myself: I can’t be too lax with my diet. I can indulge a little now and then, but I must maintain my diet for my health.
  5. If I happen to see a celebrity (and I intend on running into this guy), I am going to comport myself professionally. I will ask for an autograph, not gush and thank them for their time. I accept that I will be nervous and maybe a little hesitant to ask for an autograph – they are human beings and will not bite, taze or mace me (hopefully).
  6. I am going to take a lot of pictures. I will not be bashful in getting permission. I will walk up to them and ask permission.

How many of these am I going to follow? 2-6 definitely, but number 1? I will be honest – I don’t know. The writer part of my brain I can’t turn off. While I am not going to have my laptop with me (I am afraid to lose it), I can’t guarantee that I am not going to buy a notebook. I am a sucker for those homemade leather books that GenCon is going to have in spades. I probably will buy one of those because I like them so much. I’ll use it to take notes, directions and more than likely since I have said that this is a vacation, my muse will no doubt go into overtime with ideas.

The reason why I have rules 5 and 6 is because – believe it or not – I am a very, very shy person. Approaching other people is difficult for me to do, asking for an autograph is almost impossible. Usually, I have my wife do things like this because she’s way better at it than I am. However, I am going to push myself to go out there and be a little more extroverted. My wife is going to be with me for most of the time – there are late night games, and I am not going to keep her here until 1 A.M. I’m going to take her back to the hotel room so she can get some sleep. I am going to take a tablet for her to watch some TV on it. She’s not a table-top gamer like I am, and I want her to have a good time, too.

When it’s over, I am going to load up some of the better photos I took and put them up here in the blog. Will you see me? Maybe.

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