The Six Hundred and Sixty-Seventh Post: The One Where I Consider Flipping the Gender Tables

OK – I’m going to admit that the constant rejections are getting to me. I’m tempted to let the fourteen queries I have out be it, and just go on ahead and self-publish The Show Must Go On. I haven’t had any interest in it, yet. I think it’s a good story, but apparently, I am the only one that thinks that. I’m half-tempted to gender swap everyone and resubmit it to people. I wonder if I would get any more traction that way? Have Lin the aggrieved party rather than Chip? I’ll think about it.

Speaking of cracking sanity…Serve Me Now is starting to get to that spot for me. Sara, the main character, is starting to have her sanity fracture, but I don’t know if it’s going to be effective or not. This is a delicate thing. I don’t want her to be all scenery chewing, but I must show something. I’m sure I can pull it off. I’m just getting stuck because I don’t really have an outline. This is a bit of a rush job for me in a manner of speaking, not that I have a deadline. I gave that up. It’s going to get done when it gets done.

I ma also working on a couple of other ideas. I think the spaghetti approach is going to be my best tool. Throw everything out there and see what sticks. So far, I think Lucky Evan’s Life is the winner, but I want to write in other genres. I should get Agonizing Alibi Day out there, as well as Tribal. I should finish Tribal first and get that looked over. I don’t know if it’s going to be a good fit for an agent, even though the political aspect of it seems to be the hot thing right now.

Anyway, that’s all I got for now. I should get back to work while I still have some lunch left. Have a good day and I’ll see you in the next.

The Six Hundred and Sixty-Fifth Post: The One Where I Struggle On In the Face of Adversity!

Well, I’ve been rejected by all six of the agents I have approached. Am I going to let this get me down? No! It’s a matter of six down and forty-four to go. After that, I might just self-publish it to get a couple of dollars. If I go that route, I hope to have Serve Me Now and Tribal finished by then. If not (I wouldn’t be surprised), then I am going to put Alien Voices through the paces. Why I’m not going to do it next is because I am still doing the line edit on it and that’s going to take a while. Especially if my computer keeps on resetting for updates. Thanks, Bill.

Speaking of Serve Me Now, it’s coming along slowly, like a lot of my works, but I’m getting to the weight gain and madness part. That’s the part I’ve been waiting to get to, but it’s also looking like the book is going to be getting to be longer than 90,000 words…like it’s gaining weight, too. Unlike my protagonist, I am going to put it on a diet to keep it down to the amount I need it to be. I’ve been told that anything above 100,000 words, especially in horror, is a harder sell to agents and publishers. I need to get every advantage I can get.

I’m also working on a new idea: The Unfortunate Exorcism of Tony “The Fish” D’Epescatore. I think I might have brought it up earlier, but I’m doing the background research on it. I’m learning a lot about the Mafia, the Catholic Church and exorcisms in general. That’s what I love about writing – I get to learn new stuff almost every day. Whether or not this is a good idea…that remains to be seen. I think it’s a good idea, but then again I am biased a little.

I’m also pleased to say that my writing group is getting back together! I’ve missed these people through the holidays and spring. I don’t know what to offer to them first. I might go on ahead and stsart bringing Serve Me Now and get that working. It’s going to delay it because we only meet twice a month, but having other people looking at it will make it a lot stronger.

I think that’s all for now. I should get back to actually writing the books. I hope y’all have a good day! Ta-ta for now.

The Six Hundred and Sixty-Fourth Post: The One Where I Draw a Line In The Sand

I’ve gotten a couple more rejections, but I am also going to send out more queries on Saturday. How many more am I going to send out? I’m thinking I am going to assign a hard number to this one: fifty. If I can’t get past the first round fifty times, maybe this book should be self-published and released into the wild. So far, I’m four into it. More will come later, I’m sure.

Serve Me Now has hit a little bump in the road, so I am working on something else right now. Working on a project titled: The Unfortunate Exorcism of Tony “The Fish” DePescatore. I’m in the research stage and reading about possession. I think this one is going straight to self-publish. I’m writing this one because it’s a good idea and I need to do something when I am slumping on Serve Me Now.

I’m not really big into supernatural fiction (although one of my favorite Stephen King books is IT), but this idea I had really says something to me. I might be able to put in some humor into it, maybe make it into a dark comedy. I don’t want to get too much into it here as I am still fleshing out some things.

One would think that getting rejected would have done something negative to my writing, but it’s not. I’m getting feisty about it. I’m doubling down on things. I am not going to let this get me down. I am pressing on somehow.

There is not much else going on right now. I just need to get more queries out this Saturday, try to edit down Alien Voices and maybe get that looked at by agents. Also, do laundry and go to the gym. An action-packed Saturday for me. I love it!

The Six Hundred and Sixty-Third Post: The One Where I Don’t Hear No Bell…

Well, I’ve been rejected twice by agents. I didn’t get a nice letter, but a simple ‘this isn’t a good fit for me’ sentence. I am still querying, with the first wave getting six queries and so far only two responses. Am I going to give up? No. I think after thirty, I’ll have a good idea if this should be self-published or not.

Has this affected my output? Not really. I am putting them out of my mind when I sit down and write. I know there is an agent out there for me, and I’m not going to find them sitting on my duff and doing nothing. I need to sit on my duff and do something. This Saturday, I am going to go for round two through Querytracker. I might even dust off one of the novel and publisher guides I have (I think it’s only two years out of date) to look through that. Maybe I should look for a small-time publisher to build up with.

Speaking of output, I am still working on Serve Me Now, and it’s coming along a little better than what I had initially expected. I read another book called Trad-Wife which I really recommend. That book is an influence. I really need to amp up my description a lot, especially of the main characters. I know what they look like, but I have to remind myself that my readers don’t.

There’s not much else going on. I did get an idea from the Internet for another comedy/horror novel that I really need to flesh out. I am looking towards my next book after Serve Me Now is finished – Forever Junkie. I am not going to let two rejections dissuade me. Not two. Not twenty. Not two hundred. Onward!

The Six Hundred and Sixty-Second Post: The One Where I Am Pinching More Than an Inch On My Waist!

I’ve got several stories that are in the ending stages of getting done, and I need to do something with them. I don’t want to self-publish them because that seems to be the death knell for them. I am considering finishing them up as quickly as possible in between working on Serve Me Now, which is going into a bit of a lull.

Tribal is the leading contender for self-publishing. While it has a good political message, I don’t think it’s going to do well with the readers in general. I think the message might be a little too buried under the fangs and fur of being a werewolf. I already have a cover for it, so it just needs to be finished (now that I know how to end it), line edited and maybe beta read again.

Alien Voices, I think is going to be a better candidate for trad publishing. It can sit well with other books in the genre, and psychopaths are always going to be a go-to in horror. I am doing a line edit on it right now, and has already been looked over.

The aforementioned Serve Me Now is making me pull my hair out right now. I feel like the character is doing one of three things:

  1. Obsessing over her pregnancy scare.
  2. Eating
  3. Getting photographed

I need to think about other things she can be doing. I should write the scene in Victoria’s Secret, and maybe start the weight gain notice there, which would fuel her obsessing over her pregnancy scare…which might make her late on her period…which would cause her to stress eat…which is a good way to go with these things. Now, all I have to do is keep conscious enough to write all of this down.

My problem with this is that I am obsessing over the timeline. I don’t want this to be too fast. She’s not going to blow up as fast as a party balloon. She’s not going to really notice anything until it’s too late. I really wish I had more time to plan it out, but I need to get this done fast while I know there’s at leaat one agent interested in this.

Well – I just need to get things back on track, and thankfully I have a three-day weekend to do that in. Maybe I can do a little more research into weight gain. I did learn that it takes 10 pounds gained to be noticeable in the face. I now have a benchmark. I just need to look up how quickly weight can be gained.

Just – between me and you…I am not liking having to rush through this. I don’t think it’s going to be done in two months. Maybe three if I put my nose to the grindstone. I just wish I had more time to do an outline, build the timeline and do a little more poking around before starting. Oh, well. I’ve got to roll with the punches, I guess.

I think that’s all for now. I should get back to work while the plumber is gone. Yes, on top of all of this, I am having issues with the plumbing. At least that can get fixed in a hurry. Ta-ta for now.

The Six Hundred and Sixty-First Post: The One With an Update!

Hello – I was on vacation last week so that’s why there was no update. I’m back now and ready to blog for love and money (Just kidding – there’s no money here).

The pitch didn’t got as expected, but it did manage to get something out of it. My first book pitch didn’t work because I didn’t have any comparable titles to it. When I off-handedly told the agent about Serve Me Now, she liked the idea. So now I am working on that and have gotten five chapters down. I’ve set up the name character of Sara, shown her relationship to both food and Oliver. In Chapter Six, I need to get down to the horror aspect of it. I need to ramp up the otherworldliness of the hunger.

The pace I have been writing has been a lot steadier than most other books I have written. I haven’t taken a big day off in a while. Even during the vacation, I still wrote and got 1800 words down. I might finish this one on deadline. Cross your fingers and hope that I didn’t just jinx myself.

This book is going to be an exercise on pacing for me, as much as it is going to be about creating atmosphere. I just hope to get everything right and get it out there to be published.

The Show Must Go On needs to get a couple more tweaks and I’m going to start sending it out. I’m going to give it a year. If it’s not picked up by someone in that time, I am going to self-publish it. I’ve got the cover, I’ve got the notes to make at least the first ten pages better. I just need to do it. This Saturday, I am going to throw myself into getting it done.

There isn’t a whole lot going on this week beyond working on getting stuff together for publishing. I’m feeling pretty good about both books. I hope they entertain someone when they are released into the wild.

Well, I do have to get back to work, so I thought I would drop a quick update. Still writing, still editing and hoping for a release somewhere. Good luck to the rest of you. Ta-ta for now.

The Six Hundred and Sixtieth Post: The One Where I Stare Blankly at the Agent Who Asked Me a Simple Question…

I blew it.

I blew the pitch because of one thing. I couldn’t list comparable titles to The Show Must Go On.

Well, to be honest – I don’ think that the agent wasn’t too keen on it anyways. I’ll put together a query letter (with comparable titles) and try other agents and publishers. I am not going to let this setback get me down.

However, I did mention Serve Me Now to her, and she lit up at that idea. So, Tyro…poor suffering Tyro…is going to be delayed yet again as I try to cobble together a new novel in two months. I really need to strike while the iron is hot on this one. I can’t wait for an outline, and we’ve proven that I’m better as a discovery writer anyways, or at least that’s how it seems to go. I will get this done on time. I’ve made one deadline, I can make more.

I did learn a lot at the conference. I learned how to make a good query letter to get my foot in the door. I got a lot of comparable titles for Serve Me Now and I am reading one of them right now. There are differences – my character is a sort of influencer, more like a video sex worker and there are no supernatural elements in it, but it was suggested and the premise sounds interesting.

I’ve noticed that I’m not really into supernatural horror anymore. Yeah, I plan on writing supernatural horror with Forever Junkie, but for the most part, it doesn’t really pique my interest as it used to. I guess I am getting older and more curmudgeonly. I like writing horror that has an element of reality to it.

Speaking of writing horror, I am going to wrap this up so I can get back to the project and see if I can get ahead for a change. Wish me luck!

The Six Hundred and Fifty-Eighth Post: The One Where I Run My Victory Lap!

I did what they said could not be done.

I have travelled through the darkness and into the light.

I Made A Deadline!

The Sweetest Run Ever!

After weeks of checking my email, I finally got something from the people hosting the writer’s conference in Louisville at the end of the month. They told me to get my 10 pages from my novel together with a query letter (if I had one, which I didn’t) and email it. When I got the email, I had a week to get everything together.

Ladies and gentlemen – I am pleased to say that I got the ten pages edited and the synopsis finished and email a full day before it was due!

Yes, yes I will break my arm patting myself on the back because I have earned it. Long time readers of the blog know the problem I have with deadlines. I can’t meet them even if we were formally introduced.

But I made this one. I dug deep, shoved every distraction aside and worked when I had spare moments. I don’t know what made this one so different than the self-imposed ones, other than that the self-imposed ones aren’t ones I paid $85 dollars for. Maybe I need to promise myself something if I make a self-imposed one. Meet a deadline and go see a movie or have a pizza. Do something more than the grim satisfaction of doing a job.

Speaking of grim satisfaction of doing a job – Tyro has slowed down a little now that I am off the outline, but I am having fun in seeing her see a train for the first time. I like catching the wonder of seeing this black iron behemoth and not really knowing what it is. I also like describing it like an alien thing. I want the reader to have this ‘A-Ha!’ moment when they put it together. Of course, we can’t have trains without train robbery, so I am looking forward to writing that scene as well. I want to show her moving with more confidence and grace in this scene than in the previous one.

I’m just waiting to get to the conference and get my work evaluated. This will tell me if The Show Must Go On is ready for prime time or not. I feel it could use a couple more once-overs, but that could be just my self-doubt talking. I might read it once again after the editing and maybe add some things. I don’t know. I really would like an unknowing second set of eyes on it.

Other than the anticipation of the conference, there is very little going on here writing wise. I’m still working on several things at once and should try to find time to research World War One for the big horror novel. Maybe if I only took a four-hour nap at night…

Well, I’ll consider that later. Ta-ta for now!

The Six Hundred and Fifty-sixth Post: The One Where I Express An Opinion!

Is it Thursday already? I should write something, then.

Save the Cat is a good book if you’re wondering how to organize a novel. Lays everything out in step-by-step. I recommend it for anyone who wants to write, but doesn’t know where to start, or how to organize things.

I think it’s a shame that it’s now a de rigueur standard for books. If you don’t hit the plot points at the right pages, the agent isn’t going to look any further. I think this is a shame. This doesn’t allow for experimentation, or variations on themes. A lot of good books might be overlooked because they’re not following the path that Save the Cat has set up.

I don’t hate it. I just don’t think that it should be used to the exclusion of everything else. I understand – at the end of the day, this is a business, and risk aversion is rife. I am using it right now to write a YA novel. I like the structure, but I don’t like the notes that plot point x should come in at such-and-such percentage of the novel. I write because I am horrible at math.

Speaking of writing, I enjoy writing Unbroken without an outline. It’s a little slow, because I have to figure out what to do next. I am getting a new novel out of it, though. I am amazed at Tyro’s quick thinking and Ghislain’s steadfast trust in her and her grand design. Right now, they’re dancing for money, and they’re going to run afoul of the clergy and hopefully get to the train scene that I want to write. I think things have been a little safe right now, and I want to get them to the next big city to move the story along.

April 24th is not coming fast enough for me. I want to get The Show Must Go On in front of someone, just so I can see if it’s good enough for printing. I also need to get back to looking up agents and publishing companies that are looking for horror. It’s a shame that Writer’s Digest no longer prints their guides to agents and publishers. Query Tracker is good, but they’re a little thin on horror. If anyone knows of any other resources, drop a comment. I would like to find some small publishers. I think I would get better results from them as opposed to the Big Five (now four, I think).

Well, I think that’s enough for now. I should try to get back to writing something. Take care and see you next time.

Th Six Hundred and Forty-Seventh Post: The One Where I Head For The Trenches!

I am a glutton for punishment. Not only am I tossing aside Tribal for the time being, but I have an idea for a World War One horror novel that’s starting to get under my skin like a blood starved chigger. My first problem was which side the protagonist would fight on? The second problem was where? I did a little market research and found out to my surprise – there are few horror novels that take place during World War One. This really surprised me. I figured that World War One would be a popular idea.

Also — the perfect cover photo is public domain.

Think about it – the beginning what would be called total war. The filth. The disease. The tactics of the 18th century running pell-mell into the mechanization of the 20th century. The idea of attrition as a strategy. So many horrors in fact, and then we throw on top of that the supernatural elements. Zombies wandering the no-man’s lands, foam from a chemical attack drying on their chins. A centuries old vampire – caught up in the fervor of the war in the early days and looking for easy conquests – gets cut down by these new-fangled machine guns and is more wounded by the horrors around him. Why aren’t their more novels from this era?

This stirred my resolve to write this book, but I wanted to make my mark – so I did more market research. There are a lot of fictional books (relatively speaking) about the Western Front, but nothing about the Ottoman front. Now I had a place, and working backwards I had the nationality of my protagonist – he’s German. I wanted to take it to the Western Front, but the idea – a real, live flesh-eating ghoul in the trenches – didn’t really work because there were so painfully few Ottoman soldiers in the West. They were mostly pilots and “carry the flag” types. So, I picked the Ottoman front, which turned out to be a good choice for me.

The book started writing itself. So, I am going into research mode when I have some free time (HA! HA-HA!). As it turned out there is also not a lot of non-fiction about the war front. One book is $133 – and it happens to be the best-looking source. A Hundred and Thirty-Three Dollars! Are you kidding me? Am I going to pay it? If you don’t know the answer to that, then I’m afraid we can’t be friends.

So, that’s where I am at. Planning another novel, on top of outlining one and working on another one while promising to finish another one. Such is my crazy life. Well – that’s all for now, I should get to work on something. Ta-ta for now.